Thursday, April 30, 2015

Whoa -- Why Can't Kim Zolciak Look Like This All the Time?


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Whoa -- get a load of Kim Zolciak's face, y'all ... she's nearly unrecognizable without all of the contouring powder, and fake eyelashes, and heavy mascara, and bronzer, huh?


Really, the only way you'd be able to recognize her -- if she were standing up, anyway -- would be by the utterly alarming tininess of her waist. As it is, since we can't see it, we'll just have to go by lip recognition in that photo up there. You might be able to take off all the makeup (and look great, I might add), but there's no hiding those allergic reaction-looking lips.

Gorgeous look, girl -- we prefer this one the most, OK? Just for, you know, future reference.

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